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Strip Club Etiquette – Action Figure Therapy

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Constance Ann
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“I mean, look at this goddamn mustache. It’s as beautiful and majestic as a bald eagle getting a handjob from the statue of liberty herself. I wouldn’t want to compete with that either.”

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged action figure therapy, action figures, jungle, keep it in your pants until after the lap dance, strip club etiquette, strippers | Leave a reply

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